Day 74
We met a lot of new people from diverse backgrounds in Zim’s Camp. Each had their own very unique story on how they made it this far. One of my favorites was a group of rednecks who dubbed themselves “Those Guys”. They were a fun loving group despite the dire times we now lived. Always a source of constant jokes and stories about old times. One of them, Ox, always talked about his wife cheating on him.
He said he lost count on how many times he walked in on some dude from the trailer park banging away on her... and how he’d have to beat the crap out of a different bo each week. He said he really cared more about the dudes drinking all of his beer than banging his “crazy-stripper-wife-bitch-zombie-whore”. What a vocabulary! Still, something about the way he smiled when he told the story suggested there was more to it. It made me consider the order of the pet name for his wife. “crazy-stripper-wife-bitch-zombie-whore,” I wonder if it started with one or two of the metaphors and then others were added as time went on.
We met a lot of new people from diverse backgrounds in Zim’s Camp. Each had their own very unique story on how they made it this far. One of my favorites was a group of rednecks who dubbed themselves “Those Guys”. They were a fun loving group despite the dire times we now lived. Always a source of constant jokes and stories about old times. One of them, Ox, always talked about his wife cheating on him.
He said he lost count on how many times he walked in on some dude from the trailer park banging away on her... and how he’d have to beat the crap out of a different bo each week. He said he really cared more about the dudes drinking all of his beer than banging his “crazy-stripper-wife-bitch-zombie-whore”. What a vocabulary! Still, something about the way he smiled when he told the story suggested there was more to it. It made me consider the order of the pet name for his wife. “crazy-stripper-wife-bitch-zombie-whore,” I wonder if it started with one or two of the metaphors and then others were added as time went on.
Anyways, sure “Those Guys”
hogged all of the alcohol and would start fights with each other from time to
time but they made up for it with their crude inventions and quick fixes for
all of the camp’s “technical” difficulties. I say “technical” loosely because, really,
outside of some bunk racks, Zed-traps and vehicle repairs, their specialty was
keeping the moon shine still functioning.
Zim, the camp leader, got word that some
CDC scientists were holed up in a nearby neighborhood. They had been broadcasting every few hours on
a VHF radio that they were trapped and were pleading for help. Zim wanted to get to them before another Camp
got the same idea. He assigned a squad each from “Those Guys” (head hunters) and
“Alpha-Niner” (ex-Mil). Having somewhat
of an affinity for the head hunters, I went with them.
The day had just dawned and a light
fog settled over the area as we cautiously approached Glenwood Estates from the
Western archway. Garbage and refuse was
everywhere. Burned out vehicles were
overturned and crashed into homes which looked eerily dead themselves. I could see the 5x members of Alpha-Niner
take point on the other side of a small community center. They immediately signaled to us indicating a
threat had been sighted. The leader of
the small redneck team I was with was Ox and I was glad for that, not because
he was such a good story teller but he was lugging around a FREAKING double-barreled
FREAKING elephant gun. I swear you could
probably load a can of coke into the chamber.
Anyways, Ox held the team on a corner and we covered the Alpha's advance. In small unit tactics, you can’t get too distracted about the
business of the other team. If you get wrapped
up in it, distracted by it, you might miss a bunch of Zeds who always seem to come out nowhere and
ruin your whole day. It's up to the team lead if firepower assistance is necessary.
Gun fire; there were seconds of
short controlled bursts and then silence. Alpha gave the all clear and advanced well
ahead.
I don’t know what it was but
right when the gun fire ceased I felt it. The wind stopped, the bugs stopped, all of the
ambient noises stopped. I think silence
scares me more than the living dead do. Isn’t that strange? I think it has something to do with
anticipation. You don’t know what noise
you’re going to hear next. Is it going
to be a threatening noise, like gun fire? Is it going to be someone crying out
because they need help? Is it going to be a moan of the dead? Your brain
is racing a 100mph trying to figure it
out and it is driving all of your senses crazy.
However, when you see a Zed, you always know exactly what he is trying
to do… he wants to eat your brains so there is no surprise there.
We found a decent spot to hunker
down across from a church that had been boarded up. From here we had good lanes
of fire and could see Alpha-Niner approaching a large two story house about 100
yards from our position. They had successfully
engaged two other groups of Zeds and were all juiced up on how smoothly the op
was going.
Do you have any idea what
happens at 7am on a Sunday? Never being
a religious person, I was not prepared for the incredulous hammering of church
bells. It would seem that nearly every Zed
in ear shot of the bells had already converged on the church because as the
bells continued the Christmas-like jangle, the large oaken front doors flung
open and out poured a swarm of the shambling dead. A bit startled, Ox led off and
let loose with his giant shotgun. Two
thundering blasts led the chorus of gunshots that ensued. Zeds were dying, again… heads popping, arms
flying, ribs shattering…
Alerted to the immense amount of
gunfire, Alpha-Niner ran out of the two story building with the scientists in
tow. I was reloading when I saw them. Alpha was about 50 yards from our position
when they stopped in the middle of the street.
I know they saw the Zeds bearing down on us. I know they saw we were about to be overrun. If they engaged from range we could all safely
fall back and leap frog out of here.
That didn’t happen. Alpha-Niner shifted their evac route and left us
there.
Blasting away with his giant
shotgun Ox hollered out for us to prepare to get close. The bastard Zeds were crawling over heaping
mounds of their lost dead to get at us.
We couldn’t keep them back and they came at us from all sides.
Growing up, you always wonder
about times like these. You always think
you will be the hero, that you will save everyone except maybe one guy who will
die in your arms and you will say something appropriate to mark the occasion of
his or her death. Then you will go home to
a hero’s welcome where everyone will be cheering your name.
The Zeds pulled down Ox first
and eviscerated him. He screamed and screamed as he watched them eat his entrails. Seemingly drawn to his cries of pain, they
bit at his face and mouth – it muffled his screams but I could still hear him. Ox had a lot of spirit… he wasn’t meant to die that day. Each of the men from “Those Guys” fell in the
same horrible manner. A frenzied mob ripping
at their flesh and their bones. I could
still hear Ox. How could he still be
alive.
I was separated from the
head hunters just prior to the melee. One of the Zeds came from behind and dragged
me back to make me a meal all to himself. Though
it scared me half to death, I still had the presence of mind to jam my K-bar
into his head. Laying there with the
hulk of a dead Zed pinning me down, I watched it all happen. I saw them all die.
DUDE! Excellent story! Humor, suspense, action....Hell I was just getting into Ox until the end that is. Needs to be a movie.
ReplyDeleteThanks dude! Funny part is this is a battle report from a game of Ambush Z... I just added some sprinkles. ;)
ReplyDeleteI will let Ryan tell you what happen to Alpha-Niner... hilarious!
I agree with Jonny, good outing. I could hardly tell that it was a battle report. I thought you had just caught the inspiration to wr
ReplyDeletewrite. Wierd.
DeleteThanks Joel... Dusting off the cobwebs. Hoping to write more frequently.
ReplyDeleteThe game was sick! Players did well until turn 4 when the zombies got more aggressive. It seemed all of the zombies were spawning out of the church so that worked out in the story. Also, one guy turned up missing from a Quirk of Fate card... Which I determined to be our narrator.