What the f#$K is wrong with you? Why doesn't everyone watch Doctor Who. Aside from the most beautiful, besided my wife (ha I am not that drunk) and her (yeah she is a huge fuckin nerd with little personality and probably has daddy issues woo for everryone and yeah I mean EVERYONE!) she (red means wed baby!) is fucii hot. Alos, the writing is clever and ufnny. It's awesome. You must cuck. Watch Doctor Whor. I just went pee and coulnt' fell. I can't stop laughing. Why ? UHH I'm so fuckd up!
This is freaking hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI'm not totally in the bag today but I am pretty sure my posts is changing. I know I definately didn't censor anything. Wierd.
ReplyDeleteNice. very nice. Spanktrtavision? I know what our new most popular post is going to be.
ReplyDeleteSorry I had to revisit. I love "durken pusts"....very amusing. I'm going to start a band called "Durken Pusts". I'm saving this page, and yes, Joel, I'm going to be giving you a ration of shit every time I can about this pusting.
ReplyDeleteThe whole thing was very stream of consciousness writing. For as wasted as I was I held it mostly together. Tyring to put those links in was a pain because I kept clicking on the wrong button.
ReplyDeleteInteresting that durken pusts was the best thing I've come up with over the last 10,000 words I've written. I wonder what would happen if I wrote the next report while drunk.
I, for one, welcome the new durken lord...
ReplyDeletebest response ever!
ReplyDeleteThat is awesome, yes, but time to nerd it up a bit...
ReplyDeleteI know that quote comes from somewhere. Had to research it. Simpsons is where I know it from but the origin is even more awesome.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-for-one-welcome-our-new-insect-overlords
That movie's gotta be on netflix.
I'm durnk again and this fors it funny as hiote.
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