What the f#$K is wrong with you? Why doesn't everyone watch Doctor Who. Aside from the most beautiful, besided my wife (ha I am not that drunk) and her (yeah she is a huge fuckin nerd with little personality and probably has daddy issues woo for everryone and yeah I mean EVERYONE!) she (red means wed baby!) is fucii hot. Alos, the writing is clever and ufnny. It's awesome. You must cuck. Watch Doctor Whor. I just went pee and coulnt' fell. I can't stop laughing. Why ? UHH I'm so fuckd up!"...some men aren't looking for anything logical like money. They can't be bought, bullied, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn..."
Saturday, May 26, 2012
uh oh.. My durken posting
What the f#$K is wrong with you? Why doesn't everyone watch Doctor Who. Aside from the most beautiful, besided my wife (ha I am not that drunk) and her (yeah she is a huge fuckin nerd with little personality and probably has daddy issues woo for everryone and yeah I mean EVERYONE!) she (red means wed baby!) is fucii hot. Alos, the writing is clever and ufnny. It's awesome. You must cuck. Watch Doctor Whor. I just went pee and coulnt' fell. I can't stop laughing. Why ? UHH I'm so fuckd up!
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This is freaking hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI'm not totally in the bag today but I am pretty sure my posts is changing. I know I definately didn't censor anything. Wierd.
ReplyDeleteNice. very nice. Spanktrtavision? I know what our new most popular post is going to be.
ReplyDeleteSorry I had to revisit. I love "durken pusts"....very amusing. I'm going to start a band called "Durken Pusts". I'm saving this page, and yes, Joel, I'm going to be giving you a ration of shit every time I can about this pusting.
ReplyDeleteThe whole thing was very stream of consciousness writing. For as wasted as I was I held it mostly together. Tyring to put those links in was a pain because I kept clicking on the wrong button.
ReplyDeleteInteresting that durken pusts was the best thing I've come up with over the last 10,000 words I've written. I wonder what would happen if I wrote the next report while drunk.
I, for one, welcome the new durken lord...
ReplyDeletebest response ever!
ReplyDeleteThat is awesome, yes, but time to nerd it up a bit...
ReplyDeleteI know that quote comes from somewhere. Had to research it. Simpsons is where I know it from but the origin is even more awesome.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-for-one-welcome-our-new-insect-overlords
That movie's gotta be on netflix.
I'm durnk again and this fors it funny as hiote.
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